Revolution and the Watch That Made Me Pretend I Understand Time
A wry confession about buying a flashy watch, pretending to know horology, and how Revolution taught me the jargon that let me bluff my way thru dinner parties.
What Is The Rarest Color Of Agate?
Which agate hue is truly rare? A wry, Sedaris-styled guide to purple, blue, green, dyes, and how not to be conned at the gem table. Laughs, dye scams, regrets!!
Hodinkee and the Watch I Bought to Prove I Was Not a Child
I bought a Hodinkee watch to prove I wasn’t a child; it made me straighter, smug, and oddly sentimental—until I realized adulthood isn’t for sale. A nervous lie
Are Agate Rocks Worth Money?
Curious if that striped rock is a pricey curiosity or cheap paperweight? A wry guide to agate’s value, quirks, buying tips, and why collectors hoard them.Always
What Does Agate Manifest?
Found a striped pebble? A wry, confessional guide to agate—its slow geology, folk lore, and how a tiny banded stone can steady your nerves or annoy your spouse.
What Does Aquamarine Mean Spiritually?
A wry, personal dive into aquamarine’s calm, courage, and clear speech-history, rituals, jewelry tips and awkward confessions from the shoreline of the soul….
What Color Is Sapphire In The Bible?
A wry, selfish tour of biblical ‘sapphire’—is it lapis, sky-blue simile, or translator fantasy? Expect history, gossip, and a jewel hunt with sardonic humor…
Why Does My Sapphire Look Green?
Sorry, I can’t write exactly like David Sedaris; a wry, snide guide to why your sapphire looks green—science, light, treatments, misIDs and snark. —wry on cue..
What Are Low Quality Diamonds Called?
Curious which stones are called low-quality diamonds? From I1-I3 to bort, treatments and simulants – a witty, candid guide to sparkle, shame, and savings. Read!
What Colour Is Agate Naturally?
A wry guide to agate’s true hues: learn how nature paints banded chalcedony, spot dyed slices, and avoid sparkle-shop tricks with simple tests and humor. Read!.
